Show ARE HANDSOME I ann I MEN VAIN I I J The V Vainest aine That Ever Lived LivedIs Is lest Violet Compared y t to Average Man I i l J I 1 1 J W 1 By BEATRICE FAIRFAX RE handsome men vain Is vain is that A ARE what you rou OU want to know young woman woman and and you ou ask because because oh oh I know wh why you ou ask He is handsome hand hand- some somo or you OU think he Is Is or maybe mabe he ho thinks ho Ito is Is and and brother has warned you against him and mother s' s is o he thinks too much of himself a am aun Ill oure afraid and afraid and so soWell soWell so- so Well VeIL now I dont don't know whether this titis particular handsome man is vain aln or not but but If It he isn't hes he's a a. freak of or nature there there never ne was a man on ott earth handsome hand hand- some or ugly who ho wasn't vain The Tho vainest ainest woman who over ever kept you waiting for a an hour while she sho set settled lied her and dabbed on just a bit more mor powder is 18 a modest violet compared to the I average man ugly man ugly or plain I Haven't I you ou noticed that that that- Open your our eyes f friends open friends open open your you I eyes Look at nl th that t bow bo le legged ed little man with tho the faded fadell lets eyes yes lets s see about SO 0 0 odd isn't he Pretty heavy to be out in n such a sun dont don't you think S See e him look ook at the ladles ladies old young pretty ugly they ugly they are all nil of interest t to him and ho he thinks hes he's of or interest to ever e every one pf I them The queen of or Sheba Shebl could stop down off oft her throne and tell tho the fat little man that she he was dying of oC love hove for tor him and ho ho- wouldn't be bo a bit surprised surprised not not he Hed He'd Just sparkle his tired eyes and twist his faded mustache and look as H much like a fL conquering hero as ho lie could antI and never wonder once what asylum alum the lady huh had escaped from Once I lived Jived In the house houlle with a poor little man Inan mart crippled a dwarf hideously ugly arid and so weak and ill m that you ou couldn't look hook at him without pit pity There were several M other girls girts in tho the thome same me house houe and we c all felt sorry for tor the poor little distorted fellow tenon and arid we made mache it a pOInt to be unusually nice to hint till we C found out that he aa waa worried to death for tear fear ear some of oC us would commit commit com corn mit unit for love O e of ot him That Was Enough Since that time I have never nC counted counte on the tho shrinking modesty of u a man of any as age condition or Ul te of ot mind The forewoman in the factory down there ther she's handsome capable e. e clover cleer well dressed sed good she good ahe gets a Q line fine salary salan as as salaries go ask o ask her about it H. hf 11 t tell ll vou t-oti that ff rv other mn man 1 in ill the tho factory has risked asked her to marry him oun young fellows fellow getting getting- halt half her wages wate old men inert about to be laid on the shelf shelf shelf- and every ever one uT of 0 them was astonished that she lJ chortle with 1 jO Joy at the Idea of giving up her good salary and going to work washing dishes for a 0 man mannot mannot mannot not half halt as clever cr or as good looking or oras oras oras as good ns as she Is Ill Vain Vain Vain-Is is your our our man vain lf If ho he Isn't ho hI ought to go 0 somewhere and take tickets tick tick- ct ets for being on oa exhibition for he is a astran stran stranger er in a strange world world and and that's the truth from my point of ot observation See Sec Him Wince Vinco Vain Vain mon men vain aln Ju Just t tell a man you know that another man Is good looking and see sec him wince Tell TeU him that another another an an- other othor man has fine fino eyes ees and watch atch him shudder and anti warn arn you against the other man Tell rell him that you ou think he ho In ii the handsomest man that ever eer lived hived and see flee hOT hem faintly he be will deny the S sweet C t ac RC- ec- ec cu atlon It d doesn't t make a bit of or dif dlf ference trence whether lies lie's handsome or not 1 hes he's vain aln anyway so I wouldn't pay much attention to that D Dear ar fellow how hol can ho he help being vain aln with Ith all aU tho the ladles ladies telling him In words and out of or lh them m how 1 dearl dearly the they would love hove to have bave him like them Just jUIt a n little And aid at l that lat lies he's probably something to be proud of ot- ot of-if of othe's If hes he's a 0 real ma man man for n for foran an earnest seeker for tor or Truth never ne for forgets this A decent man I Is a Ii pretty decent tort sort of thing thins and well worth the loving 1111 day and night and always and ever oven cn If tr ho he Is vain Ju Jut just t a a. bit Let him huh be vain aln If H hell he'll Just b M be Mood good and mr kind and generous and steadfast and ond honest and courageous and gentle and that's what th the majority ot of men real really tr try to he be I believe and reaU really are arc too mo most t of them so o oha ha what's t the difference difference differ differ- ence |